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  I went to historic Ness Church for a family vacation with my wife and seven children, and let me tell you it was a nightmare. When we arrived at the church, my wife remembered that she forgot the sandwiches (our only food for the trip) Naturally, I became very irate. So one by one, I escorted the children out of the car, tied my wife up in the backseat, doused the car in gasoline and roasted her alive. And yes, I know this is a run on sentence. Shortly afterwards, my kids and I became very hungry, due to the fact that we were without food, so naturally, I ritually sacrificed them off in hopes that food would somehow come our way, unfortunately, it never came. I died shortly after and I now haunt the grounds that is 'Ness Church'. Plaguing anyone who dare sets foot onto the sacred land. I also channel my energy through the churchgoers, so ritual sacrifices are still going on.

  Added February 18, 2017 by Kavan Rotzien